Flight Attendant (over the speakers as we taxi to our gate yesterday):
Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened.
Pause.
Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened.
Pause.
Lady in row seven – please remain seated with your seat belt fastened!
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You gotta love the direct address via intercom!
(After a number of days off, this is my feeble attempt to get back on the blogging bandwagon. More to come soon :))
We were on a small plane, and this big guy was sitting down with his hand up on the luggage compartment.
The male flight attendant was on the intercom saying something about keeping your hands down over and over again. (There were only like 20 people on the plane, so EVERYONE knew who he was talking to)
Finally, he announced, “sir, please take your hand off, you’re gonna break the plane.”
I love your airline blogging. You have a gift 🙂
Jon Sampson 
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