Flight Attendant: Snacks for purchase!
Man: What do you have?
FA: Italian wraps, sandwiches, trail mix, chips, M&Ms, and a giant cookie.
Man: I’ll take a giant cookie.
FA: That’ll be $3.
Man: I could get that at 7-11 for less than $2!
FA: Well, I don’t see any 7-11s around here. Do you?